We got a lot to unpack here, or maybe we don't. You only know what you're told, and that's what this is for. Watch this if you're feeling terrible.
6/13/2025: My shamanic connection with the wind leads me to believe I could become the greatest pro golfer the world has ever seen. It just makes sense. I've never actually golfed before, but I got trashed at Top Golf one time and I was hitting them shits far as hell.
Yup. You just got chewing character'd.